love isn't complicated; people are.

  • Me: Can i have your babies?
  • Justin Bieber: ....What?
  • Me: Can i have your autograph?
  • Justin Bieber: Oh, it sounded like something else..
  • Me: What did you think i said?
  • Justin Bieber: Can you have my babies.
  • Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
  • Justin Bieber: But i wasn't-
  • Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.